I'm not crazy, I'm just special.

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhg. Butts.

dyannehs:

dyannehs:

HOLY SHIT.  MY NEIGHBOUR IS SCREAMING AT HER BOYFRIEND.  Yeah, the two that keep me up at odd hours of the night. AND I’M ONLY PICKING UP BITS AND PIECES BECAUSE HE’S NOT SHOUTING BUT I’M FAIRLY POSITIVE HE JUST TOLD HER HE’S GAY AND THAT HE’S BEEN CHEATING ON HER WITH HIS BOYFRIEND.

UPDATE.  UPDATE.  HE’S CHEATING ON HER WITH HER BROTHER.

SON OF A BITCH IT’S LIKE A BAD SOAP OPERA EPISODE.

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— 6 hours ago with 117574 notes

harrypotterfliesthetardis:

mechinaries:

iseeavoice:

qalaba:

iseeavoice:

A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”

best so far.

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TEAM JACOB

(via coffee-and-tea-with-sara)

— 6 hours ago with 339204 notes
psyducked:


bout to take the ride of my life

psyducked:

bout to take the ride of my life

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— 6 hours ago with 205400 notes

clestroying:

When a porn post comes up on your dash

image

(via d0nn0)

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#just a little reminder  #dogs do not like that 

what-the-jive:

meloetta:

bruh-chan…

That’s bruh-sama to you

(via coffee-and-tea-with-sara)

— 6 hours ago with 33175 notes

passific-rim-job:

meladoodle:

where can i buy some thigh high crocs

hell

(Source: meladoodle, via edwardkenwank)

— 6 hours ago with 183218 notes

rand0mniss:

Your shirt and pants are unnecessary take them off

(Source: khanthesparta, via d0nn0)

— 6 hours ago with 41339 notes

chinad011:

it took me years to understand this joke

(Source: deppsydoodle, via edwardkenwank)

— 6 hours ago with 485004 notes